Black day for New Delhi. I could not go through the newspaper. Tears and blood everywhere. Felt disgusted. Prayers and condolences for all who lost their loved ones.
On a lighter note, at the risk of pulling a 'Sharon Stone' *Fortunately I'm not the face of L'Oreal in China, so no one will be puling down my ad campaign* all I'm saying is, is it Karma or something? Don't judge me. Look at all the evil in this city *Most of it around central Delhi. Maybe God just sent a warning* I happened to be raised in a very 'religious' family. One must always fear God - this was drilled in our pretty little heads since we were babies. You know what they say, fear is the basis of any religion.
You do this, Your are damned. You don't do this, you are damned. Damn!
So, my father has been asking me to go and get a few papers sorted from the court, which has not been sorted but I've just been very busy or maybe a little lazy. Guess I have a reason not to go to the court for a while. I get a call from them yesterday to inquire if I was alright. Some people might not find it funny but this is what I told him: " I know why you wanted me to go to the court. You saw it coming didn't you?" To my surprise he didn't find it hilarious. I guess his sense of humour is on vacation. My mother certainly did get the joke.
Anyway, I went out for a few drinks in the evening. There it was, yet another sign from God. For a second there, I though they'll find me under all the rubble with a drink in my hand. Not a nice way to go. My hair would have been just all out of place. I refuse to die without my hair being in place. Period.
Hope this post puts a smile on people's faces.
Sheila Dixit and Rahul Gandhi visit kin of blast victim and promises action.
For a while they thought it was a firework show to welcome Sonia Gandhi back home.
43% Americans believe US foreign policy led to 9/11
Seriously? They had to conduct a survey to find that out.
I want to know what do other 57% believe. Question. How did he get a second term?
Maya sent jet to get sandals from Mumbai and has a food taster
She is my hero.
Delhi legislators get big salary hike
I say that instead of doubling it, make it ten times. They all deserve it. Look at the wonderful things they have done for this city. Its beautifully landscaped with weeds growing all over. They got us a world class stadium which is being used as a warehouse and who can miss the tasteful streetscaping that includes the lovely mosaics on the Safdarjung flyover. Moreover, not even once any of us faced water logging this monsoon. I see rocket scientists working every morning on the Defence Colony flyover to prevent water logging.
Miffed Mamta didi ignores PMs calls
Mr.PM, Maybe she's just not that into you.
G Janardan Reddy aka Greedy's Asset Inventory
Phew!!!!! This is so not fair. All I covet is a Cartier Love bracelet. Did any of you read about his assets? OMG! There was so much to read that I almost fell asleep. I want that gold chair, gold dinner set, those rubies and sapphires and a helicopter called 'Rukmini'. I need friends in politics or even better, a career in politics. We need well turned up politicians. Look at Hina Rabbani Khar. You look like that and half the battle is done. Why wouldn't people listen to someone like. Pretend to be the damsel in distress, just like her country, and Big Daddy will have a hand to lend. Literally. Hahaha.
Omar Abdullah tweets
If the Tihar inmates form a party, what will the symbol be?
I say go for a Thousand rupee bill or a gold throne. Kanimozhi may suggest that that they use 'Muruku', since her days of caviar are over and Mummy is only allowed to get her that as presents.
Amar Singh: Plea of renal problem fails to impress court
Hmmmmmmm.... He has never watched OZ. Has he?
His renal might have to go through a few other problems in jail cell with some inmates. But I must say, hats off to Mr. Bachan. Perfect time to disassociate himself from Mr.Singh.
Picture courtesey: Google, freakingnews.com
On a lighter note, at the risk of pulling a 'Sharon Stone' *Fortunately I'm not the face of L'Oreal in China, so no one will be puling down my ad campaign* all I'm saying is, is it Karma or something? Don't judge me. Look at all the evil in this city *Most of it around central Delhi. Maybe God just sent a warning* I happened to be raised in a very 'religious' family. One must always fear God - this was drilled in our pretty little heads since we were babies. You know what they say, fear is the basis of any religion.
You do this, Your are damned. You don't do this, you are damned. Damn!
So, my father has been asking me to go and get a few papers sorted from the court, which has not been sorted but I've just been very busy or maybe a little lazy. Guess I have a reason not to go to the court for a while. I get a call from them yesterday to inquire if I was alright. Some people might not find it funny but this is what I told him: " I know why you wanted me to go to the court. You saw it coming didn't you?" To my surprise he didn't find it hilarious. I guess his sense of humour is on vacation. My mother certainly did get the joke.
Anyway, I went out for a few drinks in the evening. There it was, yet another sign from God. For a second there, I though they'll find me under all the rubble with a drink in my hand. Not a nice way to go. My hair would have been just all out of place. I refuse to die without my hair being in place. Period.
Hope this post puts a smile on people's faces.
..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ TO WORLD PEACE ..•.¸¸•´¯`•.¸¸.ஐ
Sheila Dixit and Rahul Gandhi visit kin of blast victim and promises action.
For a while they thought it was a firework show to welcome Sonia Gandhi back home.
43% Americans believe US foreign policy led to 9/11
Seriously? They had to conduct a survey to find that out.
I want to know what do other 57% believe. Question. How did he get a second term?
Maya sent jet to get sandals from Mumbai and has a food taster
She is my hero.
Delhi legislators get big salary hike
I say that instead of doubling it, make it ten times. They all deserve it. Look at the wonderful things they have done for this city. Its beautifully landscaped with weeds growing all over. They got us a world class stadium which is being used as a warehouse and who can miss the tasteful streetscaping that includes the lovely mosaics on the Safdarjung flyover. Moreover, not even once any of us faced water logging this monsoon. I see rocket scientists working every morning on the Defence Colony flyover to prevent water logging.
Miffed Mamta didi ignores PMs calls
Mr.PM, Maybe she's just not that into you.
G Janardan Reddy aka Greedy's Asset Inventory
Phew!!!!! This is so not fair. All I covet is a Cartier Love bracelet. Did any of you read about his assets? OMG! There was so much to read that I almost fell asleep. I want that gold chair, gold dinner set, those rubies and sapphires and a helicopter called 'Rukmini'. I need friends in politics or even better, a career in politics. We need well turned up politicians. Look at Hina Rabbani Khar. You look like that and half the battle is done. Why wouldn't people listen to someone like. Pretend to be the damsel in distress, just like her country, and Big Daddy will have a hand to lend. Literally. Hahaha.
Omar Abdullah tweets
If the Tihar inmates form a party, what will the symbol be?
I say go for a Thousand rupee bill or a gold throne. Kanimozhi may suggest that that they use 'Muruku', since her days of caviar are over and Mummy is only allowed to get her that as presents.
Amar Singh: Plea of renal problem fails to impress court
Hmmmmmmm.... He has never watched OZ. Has he?
His renal might have to go through a few other problems in jail cell with some inmates. But I must say, hats off to Mr. Bachan. Perfect time to disassociate himself from Mr.Singh.
This post was super entertaining! Keep 'em coming like this and I'll turn to you for all my news drama.
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